50 Most Popular CID Jokes n Shayari In Hindi

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CID Jokes n Shayari In Hindi

• “Once Rajnikant Teaches A
  Kid How To Open The Door
  Without Ringing The Bell ?
  ..
  Now That Kid Is Known
  As C.i.d Inspector Daya”

• “Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen
  Tumhari Sali He
  Wah Wa
  Tumhari Biwi Ki
  Bahen Tumhari Sali He
  Wah Wa
  Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol
  To Khali Hai.”

• “Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
  Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
  Lash Ne Kaha “Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.””

• “Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
  Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
  Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
  Salary Sabko Milti He
  Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??”

• “Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB
  Wah Wah!
  Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB
  .
  Abhijeet Laash Ko Le Chalo Forensic Lab. :-D”

• “Once Rajnikant Teaches A
  Kid How To Open The Door
  Without Ringing The Bell ?
  Now That Kid Is Known
  As C.i.d Inspector Daya”

• “Read Must 😀
  Every episode of CID has these 3 things:

1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
   Person : Hunnnhhh…. CIDEEEE:O:O
   ( As if he did the crime 😛 )
2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata tujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in the CID Bureau
   Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(
3. ACP-prathuman : Khud ko
   bachane ke liye tumne do do
   khoon kar daale..
   Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
   Faaasssiiiii… :@”

• “Daya: My god, he is dead.
  ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
  Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.”

• “Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
  Wah Wah
  Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
  Wah Wah
  DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI…”

• “Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
  Wah wah
  Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
  Wah wah
  ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai”

• “Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony
  Gaur farmayga
  Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony
  Janne k Liye dekhiye CID, only oN SOnY.”

• “salunke: is aadmi ke pet me zeher hai!!
  acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
  daya:kya sir???
  acp:iski maut zeher khane se hui hai!!
  salunke:aur han khuni ke sar pe baal nahi hai!!
  acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
  daya: kya sir???
  acp:khuni takla tha!!!!!
  abijeet: iska matlab samjhe daya
  daya:kya
  abijeet:ye takla acp hi khuno hai”

• “India mein abhi itne khoon hue nahi honge
  Jitne CID ne solve kar diye
  Thoko like”

• “bubly-bunty mera pati tha
  daya-oh toh bunty tumhara pati tha
  abhijeet-matlab bubly bunty ki patni hai

Most Funny CID Jokes In Hindi

• acp-nahi nahi abhijeet muze ab sab samajme aaya
  daya-kya sir
  acp-bunty aur bubly pati-patni hai daya
  case solved”

• “Fedrick Bola Sir
  Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai
  Gaur Farmaaiye,
  Fedrick Bola Sir
  Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha
  Acp Pradhuman Bola
  Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen
  Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai”

• “Nail Paint Lagaya
  Jata Hai Nail Main,
  .
  Wah-wah..
  .
  Nail Paint Lagaya
  Jata Hai Nail Main,
  .
  Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar
  Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d”

• “CID pj..
  Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
  Wah wah..
  Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
  “Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!””

• “Meanwhile in CID
  ACP: “OMG Daya! Yeh toh khoon hai”
  Daya: “Haan sir. Yeh toh khoon hai.”
  Abhijeet: “Wahi toh. Yeh toh khoon hai!”
  Audience : Gxnd Mara Le Phir”

• “Pani Tha Glass Mein,
  Glass Gira Niche,
  Pani Tha Glass Mein,
  Glass Gira Niche ACP Ne Kaha- Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho Ke Piche.”

• “Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..
  Wah Wah
  Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.
  ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.”

• “Rajnikant says ‘Yenna Rascala MIND IT’…..
  Rajnikant says ‘Yenna Rascala MIND IT’.. ..
  WahWah ..
  Abhijit bola: Lash Yahin hai “FIND IT”…””

• “Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
  Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
  Dhamaal…??
  .
  .
  .
  Disco:- Bar mein kyu
  hai Dhamaal…..?
  .
  .
  A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
  mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
  kamaal…:P=D 😀 =D”

• “Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
  Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
  Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
  Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
  Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.”

• “Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
  Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
  Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
  Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
  Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
  Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai”

• “Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
  phool khilega..
  Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
  phool khilega..
  Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!”

• “Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
  .
  Wah
  wAh
  .
  Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
  .
  ACP Bola: “VAHI RUK JAAO
  warna me goli chala dunga””

• “Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
  Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
  Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai”

• “Swimming Pool Mein
  Paani Bohot Gehra Hai
  Daya Says- “Sir Lagta
  Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein
  Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai.””

CID Jokes In Hindi

• “Why I Hate C.I.D
  An Example:
  LADY:Suresh Mera Bhai Tha
  DAYA:Kya? Suresh Tumhara Bhai Tha?
  .
  .
  .
  LADY:Han, Suresh Mera Bhai Tha!!!
  ABHIJEET:Suresh Sach me Tumhara Bhai
  Tha???
  LADY:Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
  ACP:My God, Iska Matlab samjhe Daya,
  .
  Yeh Suresh Ki Bahen Hai …”

• “Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise
  Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise
  ACP-Daya Pata lagaO Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui tO Hui Kaise?”

• “Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
  Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
  Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
  Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
  Bhai Tha???
  Lady: Ha Sir…wo Mera Bhai Tha
  Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
  Ki Behen Ho …. :P”

• “CID back;
  Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
  dal hai…..
  Wah..wah..
  Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
  dal hai…..
  Wah..wah..
  Oh my god is khooni ki biwi
  to mall hai.”

• “CID JOKES
  Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
  Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
  Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.”

• “Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
  Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
  Daya ne goli mari Dhishkyaooooo!!!”

• “IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai
  IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h
  12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai”

• “Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi….
  Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi….
  Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!”

• “ACP DAYA se
  Daya ye darwaza tod do..
  Wah wah
  Daya ye darwaza tod do
  Daya bola sir ye refrigerator ka darwaza hai..
  Ise to chhod do………”

• “Itni aasani se to auto bhi nahi
  milta…
  .
  jitni aasani se, CID me saboot milte
  hain .”

Cid Funny Jokes Whatsapp

• “Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
  Chaye He
  Wah Wah
  Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
  Chaye He
  Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
  Cid Se Aaye He”

• “paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…..
  paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…..
  Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo…!!!”

• “Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chod Diya..
  Gaur Farmaiyega..
  .
  .
  .
  Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chhod Diya…
  Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
  Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya…”

• “Kutte, Kamine..
  Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
  Wah Wah! Wah Wah
  Kutte Kamine
  Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
  Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine
  Pagar Kam Mili,
  Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..”

• “Letest For Cid Fans,
  A For Apple
  B For Banana Wah Wah!
  A For Apple
  B For Banana
  Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
  Daya Goli Mat Chalana.”

• “Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
  Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
  ACP bola ‘Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..”

• “Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai
  Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
  Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
  A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
  Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
  Ne Kiya Kamaal.”

• “Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,
  Waah…Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,
  Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maro…..”

• “ACP
  Pradumann
  to daya- aqhir yeh khoon kiya to kiya kisne
  Daya- melody khou khood jan jau”

• “Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?
  Gor frmaiye..
  Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?.
  ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??”

• “Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi….
  Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi….
  Ye baat jaankar “kuch to gadbad hay !”
  bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!”

• “Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
  Waah waah
  Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
  Waah waah
  ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi”

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