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CID Jokes n Shayari In Hindi
- “Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
..
Now That Kid Is Known
As C.i.d Inspector Daya”
- “Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen
Tumhari Sali He
Wah Wa
Tumhari Biwi Ki
Bahen Tumhari Sali He
Wah Wa
Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol
To Khali Hai.”
- “Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
Lash Ne Kaha “Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.””
- “Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
Salary Sabko Milti He
Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??”
- “Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB
Wah Wah!
Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB
.
Abhijeet Laash Ko Le Chalo Forensic Lab. :-D”
- “Once Rajnikant Teaches A
Kid How To Open The Door
Without Ringing The Bell ?
Now That Kid Is Known
As C.i.d Inspector Daya”
- “Read Must 😀
Every episode of CID has these 3 things:
- Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
Person : Hunnnhhh…. CIDEEEE:O:O
( As if he did the crime 😛 ) - Daya : Accha, nahi pata tujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in the CID Bureau
Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :'( - ACP-prathuman : Khud ko
bachane ke liye tumne do do
khoon kar daale..
Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
Faaasssiiiii… :@”
- “Daya: My god, he is dead.
ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.”
- “Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
Wah Wah
Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
Wah Wah
DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI…”
- “Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
Wah wah
Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
Wah wah
ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai”
- “Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony
Gaur farmayga
Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony
Janne k Liye dekhiye CID, only oN SOnY.”
- “salunke: is aadmi ke pet me zeher hai!!
acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
daya:kya sir???
acp:iski maut zeher khane se hui hai!!
salunke:aur han khuni ke sar pe baal nahi hai!!
acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
daya: kya sir???
acp:khuni takla tha!!!!!
abijeet: iska matlab samjhe daya
daya:kya
abijeet:ye takla acp hi khuno hai”
- “India mein abhi itne khoon hue nahi honge
Jitne CID ne solve kar diye
Thoko like”
- “bubly-bunty mera pati tha
daya-oh toh bunty tumhara pati tha
abhijeet-matlab bubly bunty ki patni hai
Most Funny CID Jokes In Hindi
- acp-nahi nahi abhijeet muze ab sab samajme aaya
daya-kya sir
acp-bunty aur bubly pati-patni hai daya
case solved”
- “Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai
Gaur Farmaaiye,
Fedrick Bola Sir
Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha
Acp Pradhuman Bola
Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen
Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai”
- “Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
.
Wah-wah..
.
Nail Paint Lagaya
Jata Hai Nail Main,
.
Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar
Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d”
- “CID pj..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
Wah wah..
Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
“Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!””
- “Meanwhile in CID
ACP: “OMG Daya! Yeh toh khoon hai”
Daya: “Haan sir. Yeh toh khoon hai.”
Abhijeet: “Wahi toh. Yeh toh khoon hai!”
Audience : Gxnd Mara Le Phir”
- “Pani Tha Glass Mein,
Glass Gira Niche,
Pani Tha Glass Mein,
Glass Gira Niche ACP Ne Kaha- Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho Ke Piche.”
- “Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..
Wah Wah
Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.
ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.”
- “Rajnikant says ‘Yenna Rascala MIND IT’…..
Rajnikant says ‘Yenna Rascala MIND IT’.. ..
WahWah ..
Abhijit bola: Lash Yahin hai “FIND IT”…””
- “Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
Dhamaal…??
.
.
.
Disco:- Bar mein kyu
hai Dhamaal…..?
.
.
A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
kamaal…:P=D 😀 =D”
- “Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.”
- “Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai”
- “Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
phool khilega..
Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
phool khilega..
Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!”
- “Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
.
Wah
wAh
.
Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
.
ACP Bola: “VAHI RUK JAAO
warna me goli chala dunga””
- “Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai”
- “Swimming Pool Mein
Paani Bohot Gehra Hai
Daya Says- “Sir Lagta
Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein
Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai.””
CID Jokes In Hindi
- “Why I Hate C.I.D
An Example:
LADY:Suresh Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA:Kya? Suresh Tumhara Bhai Tha?
.
.
.
LADY:Han, Suresh Mera Bhai Tha!!!
ABHIJEET:Suresh Sach me Tumhara Bhai
Tha???
LADY:Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
ACP:My God, Iska Matlab samjhe Daya,
.
Yeh Suresh Ki Bahen Hai …”
- “Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise
Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise
ACP-Daya Pata lagaO Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui tO Hui Kaise?”
- “Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
Bhai Tha???
Lady: Ha Sir…wo Mera Bhai Tha
Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
Ki Behen Ho …. :P”
- “CID back;
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
dal hai…..
Wah..wah..
Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
dal hai…..
Wah..wah..
Oh my god is khooni ki biwi
to mall hai.”
- “CID JOKES
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.”
- “Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
Daya ne goli mari Dhishkyaooooo!!!”
- “IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai
IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h
12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai”
- “Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi….
Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi….
Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!”
- “ACP DAYA se
Daya ye darwaza tod do..
Wah wah
Daya ye darwaza tod do
Daya bola sir ye refrigerator ka darwaza hai..
Ise to chhod do………”
- “Itni aasani se to auto bhi nahi
milta…
.
jitni aasani se, CID me saboot milte
hain .”
Cid Funny Jokes Whatsapp
- “Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Wah Wah
Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
Chaye He
Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
Cid Se Aaye He”
- “paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…..
paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…..
Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo…!!!”
- “Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chod Diya..
Gaur Farmaiyega..
.
.
.
Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chhod Diya…
Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya…”
- “Kutte, Kamine..
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
Wah Wah! Wah Wah
Kutte Kamine
Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine
Pagar Kam Mili,
Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..”
- “Letest For Cid Fans,
A For Apple
B For Banana Wah Wah!
A For Apple
B For Banana
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
Daya Goli Mat Chalana.”
- “Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
ACP bola ‘Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..”
- “Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai
Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
Ne Kiya Kamaal.”
- “Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,
Waah…Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,
Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maro…..”
- “ACP
Pradumann
to daya- aqhir yeh khoon kiya to kiya kisne
Daya- melody khou khood jan jau”
- “Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?
Gor frmaiye..
Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?.
ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??”
- “Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi….
Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi….
Ye baat jaankar “kuch to gadbad hay !”
bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!”
- “Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
Waah waah
Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
Waah waah
ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi”
