50 Most Popular CID Jokes n Shayari In Hindi

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CID Jokes n Shayari In Hindi

  • “Once Rajnikant Teaches A
    Kid How To Open The Door
    Without Ringing The Bell ?
    ..
    Now That Kid Is Known
    As C.i.d Inspector Daya”
  • “Tumhari Biwi Ki Bahen
    Tumhari Sali He
    Wah Wa
    Tumhari Biwi Ki
    Bahen Tumhari Sali He
    Wah Wa
    Acp Says: Daya Ye Pistol
    To Khali Hai.”
  • “Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha Khoon Kisne Kia Batao
    Acp Ne Lash Se Pucha ‘Khoon Kisne Kia Batao’
    Lash Ne Kaha “Melody Khao Khud Jan Jao.””
  • “Ar Se Pehle Me Umeed Kyo
    Chhodu Haar Se Pehle Me
    Umeed Kyo Chhodu Daya Says
    Salary Sabko Milti He
    Darwaza Main Hi Kyo Todu??”
  • “Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB
    Wah Wah!
    Keyboard Pe Button Hai TAB
    .
    Abhijeet Laash Ko Le Chalo Forensic Lab. :-D”
  • “Once Rajnikant Teaches A
    Kid How To Open The Door
    Without Ringing The Bell ?
    Now That Kid Is Known
    As C.i.d Inspector Daya”
  • “Read Must 😀
    Every episode of CID has these 3 things:
  1. Abhijeet : Dekhiye plz co-operate kijiye, Hum CID se hai.
    Person : Hunnnhhh…. CIDEEEE:O:O
    ( As if he did the crime 😛 )
  2. Daya : Accha, nahi pata tujhe..Slaps Criminal starts sobbing in the CID Bureau
    Haan, maine hi maara tha usko :'(
  3. ACP-prathuman : Khud ko
    bachane ke liye tumne do do
    khoon kar daale..
    Ab toh tumhe, faasi hi hogi..
    Faaasssiiiii… :@”
  • “Daya: My god, he is dead.
    ACP: Lagta hai iski maut marne se hui hai.
    Dr. Salunkhe: Nahi boss, iski maut marne se nahi, jaan jane se hui hai.”
  • “Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
    Wah Wah
    Phool khil gae baharon mai ghata chaa gaiiiiiiiii
    Wah Wah
    DR SALUKHE KYA POSTMARTOM REPORT AA GAI…”
  • “Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
    Wah wah
    Saare shehar mein Kapdo ki SALE ka bol bala hai
    Wah wah
    ACP praduman bola dal mein kuch kala hai”
  • “Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony
    Gaur farmayga
    Kya hua tha raat me kaise mar gaya Tony
    Janne k Liye dekhiye CID, only oN SOnY.”
  • “salunke: is aadmi ke pet me zeher hai!!
    acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
    daya:kya sir???
    acp:iski maut zeher khane se hui hai!!
    salunke:aur han khuni ke sar pe baal nahi hai!!
    acp:iska matlab samjhe daya
    daya: kya sir???
    acp:khuni takla tha!!!!!
    abijeet: iska matlab samjhe daya
    daya:kya
    abijeet:ye takla acp hi khuno hai”
  • “India mein abhi itne khoon hue nahi honge
    Jitne CID ne solve kar diye
    Thoko like”
  • “bubly-bunty mera pati tha
    daya-oh toh bunty tumhara pati tha
    abhijeet-matlab bubly bunty ki patni hai
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Most Funny CID Jokes In Hindi

  • acp-nahi nahi abhijeet muze ab sab samajme aaya
    daya-kya sir
    acp-bunty aur bubly pati-patni hai daya
    case solved”
  • “Fedrick Bola Sir
    Ladki Badi Rangeen Hai
    Gaur Farmaaiye,
    Fedrick Bola Sir
    Ladki Badi Rangeen Ha
    Acp Pradhuman Bola
    Fedrick, Ladki To Rangeen
    Hai Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai”
  • “Nail Paint Lagaya
    Jata Hai Nail Main,
    .
    Wah-wah..
    .
    Nail Paint Lagaya
    Jata Hai Nail Main,
    .
    Acp- Ab Tum Zindagi Bhar
    Sadte Rehna Jail Main.:-d”
  • “CID pj..
    Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
    Wah wah..
    Devdas ko pasand thi Paro..
    “Abhijeet aur Daya aaspaas ke saare ilaake chhaan maaro !!””
  • Meanwhile in CID
    ACP: “OMG Daya! Yeh toh khoon hai”
    Daya: “Haan sir. Yeh toh khoon hai.”
    Abhijeet: “Wahi toh. Yeh toh khoon hai!”
    Audience : Gxnd Mara Le Phir”
  • “Pani Tha Glass Mein,
    Glass Gira Niche,
    Pani Tha Glass Mein,
    Glass Gira Niche ACP Ne Kaha- Aab Kaatna Sari Umar Salakho Ke Piche.”
  • “Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia..
    Wah Wah
    Exam the sar pe ar Bchon Ne Pdhna Chor Dia.
    ACP Pradumn tHa Toilet Me Aur Daya Ne DrWza Tod Dia.”
  • “Rajnikant says ‘Yenna Rascala MIND IT’…..
    Rajnikant says ‘Yenna Rascala MIND IT’.. ..
    WahWah ..
    Abhijit bola: Lash Yahin hai “FIND IT”…””
  • “Pakau shayaari tym !!!!
    Disco:- Bar mein kyu hai
    Dhamaal…??
    .
    .
    .
    Disco:- Bar mein kyu
    hai Dhamaal…..?
    .
    .
    A.C.P bola: Daya , surakshit kaale
    mere baal , Vasmol ne kiya
    kamaal…:P=D 😀 =D”
  • “Good Morning Ke Baad Afternoon
    Hua Hai, Good Morning Ke
    Baad Afternoon Hua Hai,
    Daya Ye Sadharan Maut
    Nahi Iska Khoon Hua Hai.”
  • “Abhijeet Bola Daya Yeh Ladki
    Badi Rangeen Hai Gaur Farmaaiye,
    Abhijeet Bola Daya Ladki Badi
    Rangeen Ha Daya Bola Abhijeet,
    Ladki Toh Rangeen Hai
    Par Maamla Bada Sangeen Hai”
  • “Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
    phool khilega..
    Humare aangan mein bhi ek chota saa
    phool khilega..
    Daya sabut dhundho yahi kahi milega!”
  • “Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
    .
    Wah
    wAh
    .
    Teri haasi p me sari jawaniluta dunga,
    .
    ACP Bola: “VAHI RUK JAAO
    warna me goli chala dunga””
  • “Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
    Aajkal CID ki shayari ka kahar hai
    Dr. Salukhe bole iski maut ki wajah ZAHAR hai”
  • “Swimming Pool Mein
    Paani Bohot Gehra Hai
    Daya Says- “Sir Lagta
    Hai Yeh Aadmi Iss Hotel Mein
    Kisi Dusre Naam Se Thehra Hai.””
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CID Jokes In Hindi

  • “Why I Hate C.I.D
    An Example:
    LADY:Suresh Mera Bhai Tha
    DAYA:Kya? Suresh Tumhara Bhai Tha?
    .
    .
    .
    LADY:Han, Suresh Mera Bhai Tha!!!
    ABHIJEET:Suresh Sach me Tumhara Bhai
    Tha???
    LADY:Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha.
    ACP:My God, Iska Matlab samjhe Daya,
    .
    Yeh Suresh Ki Bahen Hai …”
  • “Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise
    Xam Me cOpy Kar K Pas Hue Jaise-Taise
    ACP-Daya Pata lagaO Akhir Munni Badnaam Hui tO Hui Kaise?”
  • “Lady: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
    Daya: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?
    Lady: Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
    Abhijeet: Rahul Sach Me Tumhara
    Bhai Tha???
    Lady: Ha Sir…wo Mera Bhai Tha
    Acp: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul
    Ki Behen Ho …. :P”
  • “CID back;
    Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
    dal hai…..
    Wah..wah..
    Aaj khane me roti sabji aur
    dal hai…..
    Wah..wah..
    Oh my god is khooni ki biwi
    to mall hai.”
  • “CID JOKES
    Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
    Good morning ke baad afternoon hua hai,
    Daya ye sadharan maut nahi iska khoon hua hai.”
  • “Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
    Meri billi ne ki meeaaoooo!
    Daya ne goli mari Dhishkyaooooo!!!”
  • “IPL ke matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha hai
    IPL ki matches dekh k logo ko maja aa raha h
    12 saal se DAYA ek hi QUALIS Chala rha hai”
  • “Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi….
    Agle Vasant Mein Yeh Kali Jaroor Khilegi….
    Daya, Khuni Ko Us K Kartutko Ki Saja Jaroor Milegi..!!!!!”
  • “ACP DAYA se
    Daya ye darwaza tod do..
    Wah wah
    Daya ye darwaza tod do
    Daya bola sir ye refrigerator ka darwaza hai..
    Ise to chhod do………”
  • “Itni aasani se to auto bhi nahi
    milta…
    .
    jitni aasani se, CID me saboot milte
    hain .”
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Cid Funny Jokes Whatsapp

  • “Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
    Chaye He
    Wah Wah
    Raat Ke Pehlu Me Chand Sittare
    Chaye He
    Madam Darwaja Kholiye Hum
    Cid Se Aaye He”
  • “paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…..
    paani se khelo,aag se na khelo…..
    Daya,zara in sab ke fingerprints to lelo…!!!”
  • “Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chod Diya..
    Gaur Farmaiyega..
    .
    .
    .
    Aaj Kal Baccho Ne Padhna Chhod Diya…
    Acp Tha Toilet Me Or
    Daya Ne Darwaja Tod Diya…”
  • “Kutte, Kamine..
    Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
    Wah Wah! Wah Wah
    Kutte Kamine
    Mai Tujhe Nahi Chodunga
    Daya Bola Sir Ye Mahine
    Pagar Kam Mili,
    Mai Darwaza Nahi Todunga..”
  • “Letest For Cid Fans,
    A For Apple
    B For Banana Wah Wah!
    A For Apple
    B For Banana
    Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
    Daya Goli Mat Chalana.”
  • “Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
    Kashmir pe India ka hamesha se Haq tha,
    ACP bola ‘Muzhe pehle se tumpe shaq tha..”
  • “Disco Baar Me Kyu Hai
    Dhamaal ? Disco Baar Me
    Kyu Hai Dhamaal ?
    A.c.p Bola Daya Surakshit
    Kaale Mere Baal Vasmol
    Ne Kiya Kamaal.”
  • “Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,
    Waah…Dil Pagal Hai Tere Pyar Me Paaro,
    Daya, ghar ka kona kona chaan maro…..”
  • “ACP
    Pradumann
    to daya- aqhir yeh khoon kiya to kiya kisne
    Daya- melody khou khood jan jau”
  • “Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?
    Gor frmaiye..
    Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya?.
    ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya??”
  • “Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi….
    Bachchon ne CID dekha to maa bahot chillayi….
    Ye baat jaankar “kuch to gadbad hay !”
    bolke ACP ne apni ungli hilayi !!!!”
  • “Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
    Waah waah
    Sardi hai to khansi bhi hogi
    Waah waah
    ACP Pradumann ne kaha: Tumhe to Faansi hi hogi”

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