Top 30 Best Hindi Pickup Lines

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Hindi Pickup Lines Top 30

• She- tumhara kya goal hai, He- mera kya goal hoga puri dunia hi goal hai. 😂😂😂

• she- jaanvar, he- haan aap meri jaan aur mai apka var( husband)

• he- mere phone me sab kuch perfect hai siwaye ek chiz ke,
  she- kya,
  he- isme tumhara Number nahi hai

• agar koi ladki “bhaiya” bol kar chidaye to bolo
  apki spelling mistake hai vo saiyan hota hai.

• he- aap Feviquick ho kya
  she- kyuki jabse apko dekha hai tabse apki Photo mere Dil me chipak gayi hai

• she – kya kar rahe ho,
  he- soch raha hun
  she- kya soch rahe ho, he- yahi ki kash koi hamare paas bhi aata aur kahta ye lo blank cheque aur nikal jao meri beti ki zindagi se.

• she- ok,
  he- jaanu,
  she- kya,
  he- movie ki baat krra hu yar

• she- aap life me kya krna chahte ho,
  he- mai bade ho kar ma- baap par boj bnna chahta hun

• he- kaise ho,
  she- badia,
  he- mai badia tu bhi badia, aaja shadi krle sawariya
  (sanju movie song)

• he- muje ek secret information mili hai,
  She- kya,
  he- ki apka Dil chori hone wala hai, muje de do mai sambhal kar rakhuga

• he- TumHare Dil ka hotspot On hai shayad,
  she- acha ji,
  he- hnji kyuki mere Dil ka wifi apse Connect hota ja raha hai

• He- apko lagta hai ki jo kuch v hota hai kisi reason ke lia hota hai,
  she- han,
  he- iska matlb ham mile hain iska bhi koi karan hoga

• SHe- kaise ho,
  he- wase to thik rahta hun par, jab tumse baat hoti hai to happy ho jata hun

• She- kya kar rahe ho, He- Company ka kaam kar raha hun, She- konsi company ka, he- All time sleeping
  company

• he- tum bijli vibhag me kaam karti, ho kya, She- nahi to, he- fir tumhe dekh kar mere Dil me bijli kyu kadakne lagti hai

WhatsApp Hindi Pickup Lines

• (agar koi whatsapp message delete karna par jaaye to ye reply kro)
  Tumhari profile pic dekhne k baad to mera dil hi delete ho gaya hai message kya chiz hai.

• he- gudmrng
  she – abhi to sham ho rahi hai
  he – but jaha tum ho waha to subha ho rahi hai
  she- acha ji kaha hu me
  he – mere dil me

• he- tumhare paas chabi hai kya,
  she- konse tale ki,
  he- mEre dil ke taale ki

• he- aap breakfast me dove khate ho kya,
  she- nhi to
  he- fir aap itne cute kaise ho

• he- muje aapke Dil me ek Flat chahiye,
  she- le lo,
  he- kya kya facility hai,
  she- sari facilities hain, he- muje bas pyar wali facility chahiye

• She- Hate you,
  he- aksar nafrat krne walo ko hi jaldi pyar ho jata hai

• she- mera number kaha se mila,
  he- somvar ke vrat se bhagwan khush hue aur unhone bola maang kya mangta hai to mai maine apka number mang lia.

• aap mere Dil ka insurance kar do na, kyuki muje dar hai mera Dil chori ho jayega.

• Jio ka network aaye ya na aaye par tumhe dekh kar muje Future WIFE ki yaad jaroor aa jati hai( fir jab uska reply aa jayega tab bolna) Sorry WiFi likh raha tha.

• Suno Rent kab Dogi ( ladki puchegi kis chiz ka rent, to apne bolna hai) itne time se mere Dil me rah rahi ho kiraya nahi dogi kya.

• log puchte hain aasman me taare kitne hain, log puchte hain aasaman me taare kitne hain, saale ye nahi puchte ki Dunia me kuware kitne hain.

• Suno apni pic dedo wallpaper lgana hai
  – meri pic ku
  log model ki pic lgate hain aap konsa model se kam ho

• apne dard ko chupana sikh lia, har baat par muskurana seekh lia, bas ye do line bolkar, sundar ladki patana sikh lia

• Yar mere papa ka to koi asa dost v nahi jo amrish puri ki tarah kah de, is dosti ko Rishtedari me badal dete hain

• pahle ham aapka school me aane ka wait karte the ab ONLINE aane ka, Rishta wahi soch nayi

• suno maine swarg me apne lia ek 250 gaj ka plot kharida hai tmhare lia bhi narak me ek kharid du… wha par rate thoda sasta hai

• Girlfriend cute honi chahiye, smart to phone bhi hota hai

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